Writers, Let’s Not Wear a “Kick Me” Sign On Our Backs
Guest on Aug 19 2012 | Filed under: REAL WORLD
Therese here. Today’s guest is Jurgen Wolff, author of a dozen books including Your Writing Coach and Your Creative Writing Masterclass, and over one hundred television episodes. I’ve been a fan of Jurgen’s and his gem-filled site, Time to Write, for a long time, so when he reached out recently with a comment about one of our articles, I invited him to join us. I’m glad he agreed and that he’s with us today with a valuable and empowering post everyone should read. Enjoy!
Writers, Let’s Not Wear a “Kick Me” Sign On Our Backs
While I admire humility, I meet too many writers who take it too far. They act as though an agent would be doing them a favor by representing them and a publisher would be granting an act of generosity by publishing their book.
Maybe they think the publishing business still works the way it (occasionally) did in the old days, when an editor would see a spark of talent in an aspiring novelist and publish his or her book not expecting to make a profit on it but hoping that after five or six books the writer would catch on.
The editor most often cited in this light is Maxwell Perkins, who took on F. Scott Fitzgerald despite the opposition of Perkins’ colleagues at Charles Scribner’s sons. He worked closely with Fitzgerald to get This Side of Paradise into publishable shape and ultimately became a close friend of the talented but alcoholic and chaotic novelist. He had much the same relationship with Ernest Hemingway and, for a time, Thomas Wolfe.
If you hope for that kind of relationship with an editor you’re destined for disappointment.
WHY AGENTS ARE AGENTS AND PUBLISHERS ARE PUBLISHERS
These days it’s all about the money, and not in the long term. With the publishing business in disarray most editors are even less inclined to take chances even though it could be argued that the best response would be to take more chances.
Similarly, agents are interested in clients who will earn enough for fifteen percent of that sum to be worth working for.
I’m not saying that editors and agents aren’t nice people, but they’re not in business to be your friend, they’re in business to make money. If they think you can help them do that, they will work with you. If they don’t, they won’t.
You spend time and energy writing your novel or your screenplay. The agent will spend time and energy finding the most likely person to whom to sell it. If the agent succeeds, both of you make money. If the agent fails, neither of you makes money.
The same is true of a publisher. You invest your time and your skill as a writer. They invest some money in publishing the book and marketing it. They may give you an advance, although these days advances are less than they used to be, but you will have to earn it back when the book starts selling.
My point is that you and the agent or you and the publisher are business partners.
Equal business partners.
As such, respect should be expected and delivered in both directions.
Some people say, yes, but there are more writers than publishers. It’s a buyer’s market. That’s true, but so what? Most products are in greater supply than the demand warrants. You have your choice of hundreds of places to buy a television. Yet the television salespeople don’t feel you’d be doing them a favour by buying from them.
A MANIFESTO FOR WRITERS
What would mutual respect look like—how would it be different from the situation today?
- Writers would not strike an apologetic tone in their query letters for phone calls to agents and publishers or producers. No more, “I know you’re very busy but I would really appreciate it if you could take a minute to glance at my manuscript. It’s only my first novel and possibly it’s not what you’re looking for, but…” If it’s not as good as you can possibly make it, don’t send it out. If it is, don’t apologize for it.
- Writers would not ask agents or publishers for personal advice, loans, or make “my dog ate my homework” type excuses for missing deadlines. Yes, talk to any agent and you’ll find out all of these happen.
- Writers would treat their writing as a profession, even if they are doing it part-time. They would also expect and demand that the people in their lives treat it that way, and not accept any patronizing comments or attitudes about their “little hobby.” If you write and take your writing seriously, you are a writer, whether or not you have been published.
- Agents and producers who are willing to look at unsolicited material would have the courtesy to let writers know when they are not interested in something offered to them, rather than just not answering. I’m not suggesting they owe writers a critique or anything more than a simple, “Thank you, but this does not meet our needs at the present time.” That kind of response used to be the norm before silence became the new “no.” How long would it take to have a secretary send that message via an email
- Publishers would not offer writers boilerplate contracts that they know contain unreasonable provisions. Writers would have a lawyer or agent check a contract before they sign it, rather than saying, as one new author said to me, “The contract doesn’t seem fair, but I’m not going to question it because they might change their mind about publishing my book.”
- Agents and publishers would recognize that we are in this together and reflect in their royalties, especially for ebooks, that more of the burden of marketing falls upon the writer than ever before.
- When writers are treated unfairly they would stand up for their rights and support each other when those rights are not honored. I was invited to write this post because of a comment I made some time ago when a writer mentioned on this site that she had been promised a critique of her work by a well-known writer. This was part of a prize in a writing contest she had entered. Despite several reminders, the critique never came and the writer said something to the effect that this is just one of those things and it wouldn’t be right to complain.If we ordered and paid for a book but Amazon couldn’t be bothered to deliver it, would we think it’s just one of those things? Of course not. In this case it’s one writer disrespecting another writer, which I find even more shameful. By the way, I don’t mean to offend the writer who didn’t complain, only to suggest that this all too common attitude is something we writers need to shed.
HOW WILL WE GET THERE FROM HERE?
Generally people change only when conditions change. Well, they’re changing now. The choice is whether to think small or think big.
Thinking small will see agents trying to raise their commissions and publishers trying to keep the writers’ share as small as possible and writers settling for less because that’s how things are and one mustn’t complain.
Thinking big would see agents and publishers and writers all working together using their creativity to figure out how to make the most of the new realities. I believe we can do that if we have confidence in ourselves, a willingness to share the rewards fairly, and the courage to give and demand respect.
Thanks for a great post, Jurgen! Readers, you can learn more about Jurgen and his books on his website and blog, Time to Write, and by following him on Twitter. Write on!
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Hey, I’m a fan of your blog too! In fact, I mentioned you in a guest blog post over at YA Indie, although I didn’t expect to see you on a blog like this.
You’re right. It’s a writer’s job to be respectful about their job. On the other hand, the publisher and agent shouldn’t screw the novelist over.
About the rejection letter bit, a fellow writer online submit her short story, but it has been three weeks without no response. Hopefully, one will come soon.
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This reminded me of a writer’s conference I was at. I was running the pitch sessions — I always did them like I was in the military (which I was). When we call the time, we have five minutes to clear the room, which does allow the agents to finish up. Then I start bringing in the new pitch appointments. If the agents are still talking, I tell the writers to make sure the agent sees them. The agents always break when they do.
But there was one writer, an older man. I didn’t even notice him until five minutes into the ten minute session because he hid in a corner — actually hid! His agent was still talking to another writer, and he did not want to bother her. Half his pitch session time was gone, and he still didn’t want to bother the agent. I had to tell him “C’mon, follow me,” and I got in the agent’s field of vision because he would not do it. Once she saw me, she broke off the existing session and the older man was able to do his pitch session.
Writers cannot be so apologetic and afraid that they shoot themselves in the foot. This writer would not have had a pitch session at all if I had not stepped up for him. You have to take care of yourself because most people won’t do it for you.
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There rarely seems to be a moment where being purely apologetic works out for a writer. Nice and respectful, yes, but I found from interacting with fellow bloggers that it’s worth being proactive. More times than not, you’ll get the guest post, or get a response.
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Bravo! It’s good to hear someone not only telling the facts, but encouraging writers to give and demand respect in equal measure!
Excellent article!
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I couldn’t agree more, Jurgen, that the non-response is supremely arrogant and unprofessional especially in this electronically- enabled age when it takes but ONE keystroke to send back a polite canned rejection message. Grrrr.
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Thanks for a wonderful post. But it’s sad to hear that, like everything else these days, it’s all about the money. Writers work incredibly hard, and whether or not their manuscripts are ready for the public, their hearts have been poured into their work, and it deserves respect.
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Thanks for the optimistic approach.
It seems right now everyone feels they have to pick a side and defend it to the death.
I think there is room for a healthy industry for self and traditional publishing. One that doesn’t undervalue the people who choose to go it alone.
It is going to take time for people to get off the defense and take n a more professional stance on both sides of the argument.
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Thank you for this post so chock full of useful information. It’s a keeper to save as a reference. However, I’m not shocked to find that money is the priority, when it come to publishing. To paraphrase Frank Zappa when he spoke about money and the music industry–it is after all, the publishing BUSINESS. It’s also nothing new. My English Lit. prof. told me Dickens was paid by the word. Hence, Dickens wrote long drawn-out stories that appeared in serial form in the London newspapers. We’re luckier than Dickens in that respect–as writers we have way more commercial outlets for our work, than Dickens had in his time.
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Very good article! One of the things I’ve enjoyed about self-publishing is that as a writer I do know my worth. I am still submitting query letters here and there, but when agent and publishing offers come, I have a baseline against which to measure any contracts. It is very much a business.
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The whole article is a much-needed kick in the pants. I just published my first novella as an ebook, and just like your example, I tend to act like Oliver Twist begging for more gruel when I should be doing the big sell.
Thanks a lot, Jurgen Wolff! I’ll read it tomorrow morning, too, just to kick off the week!
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Great article. It’s really all common sense — that special kind of common sense that we sometimes need to see written in black and white before we think, “Oh yes. I knew that.”
I particularly liked:
Writers would treat their writing as a profession, even if they are doing it part-time. They would also expect and demand that the people in their lives treat it that way, and not accept any patronizing comments or attitudes about their “little hobby.”
I come across too many writers who seem to think it’s okay for their husband/parents/friends to talk to them like writing is one of those silly little things you’ll eventually grow out of. Behave like writing is your profession and people will react accordingly.
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I couldn’t agree more, Jurgen.
I’m the entrepreneurial spirit behind a successful company, and I’ve been shocked at the lack of professionalism the literary world tolerates. It is a business, yes. We are all busy. Every one of us works hard. We deserve respect. Period.
Great post.
Denise Willson
Author of A Keeper’s Truth
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I’m not prepared to decide it’s all about the money. I’m not saying that editors and agents don’t make decisions which ultimately protect the bottom line, but I’d like to think that *some* allow heart and gut to influence how long they’ll tolerate uncertainty. I expect this would be true of the people who aren’t mired in bureaucracy, and who therefor assume more personal risk. Surely some of them gamble some of the time.
That said, I agree about the need for mutual respect having been in a medical practice where I didn’t have it. The experience was horrible. Yet I’m grateful for it every day because I feel I know some red flags and expect more than I might have otherwise.
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Thanks for a good, common sense approach to our profession–and for reminding those who think it’s not a profession that writing takes just as much business savvy and dedication of time as any other profession and writers deserve to earn fair wages for their labor. Which isn’t to say that art and creativity don’t also dwell here, but not in a vacuum of unreality. Imaginations get to roam, but they need a roof over head–one without leaks!
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